That's intense
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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