Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Sober January is a disaster.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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