Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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