i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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