3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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