were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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