So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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