Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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