I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
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he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
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You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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