why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
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Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
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He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
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