I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
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