the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I would ride that face into the sunset
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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