talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
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walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
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"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
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