glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Randomize
