on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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