I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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