Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
