I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
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Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
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I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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