She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
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i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
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I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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