i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
It's just like the Real World with babies
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I just found a bag of teeth...
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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