There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Randomize
