Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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