Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Those nachos came to me in a dream
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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