So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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