Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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