Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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