your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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