I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
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She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
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I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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