I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
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my phone cant type all the emotion im having
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
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YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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