Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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