Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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