i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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