I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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