at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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