D3 body, D1 cock
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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