I'll bet she douches with gravy.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
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i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
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All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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