I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
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So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
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Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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