Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
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my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
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But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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