nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
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Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
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i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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