I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
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I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
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When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
this hospital has no fireball
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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