you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
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I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
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They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
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