I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
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I love how my cats smell like pot.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
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Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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