Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
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you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
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he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
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