Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
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i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
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How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
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I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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