Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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