Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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