It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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