Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
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new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
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Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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