this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Randomize
