All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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