The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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