Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
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3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
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I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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