okay pat passed out under dana's car
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
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We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
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So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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