I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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